It's Totally a Reflection on Me

I have the most hilarious friends in the world. Or as one friend would put it, "HI-Lairous"...It's so very Dane Cook of her. Well, tonight's blog is pure, unadulterated plagiarism. The following is a comment left by perhaps my most witty and sardonic friend...She may just upstage me here...but that's okay. I know that she will never find the time to sit down and write a blog of her own, as she is too busy picking out pavers for her new pool. Ooh, la la! The spotlight shall remain mine!!

Anyway, here is a comment left by said friend. Just for her, I will use the word "fuck", as in, this comment is just so fucking funny! (Look, I even conjugated that shit!) And a big thanks to my friend, for making me laugh out loud, in public, seemingly at random, allowing all those around me to fear for not only my sanity, but their safety. Damn iPhone...Always alerting you to new e-mail at the most inopportune of times! So as promised, LWS's Top Ten Reasons Not to Abandon Your Blog comment:

Ten Reasons Not to Abandon your Blog:

10. Real therapy is damn expensive.

9. You have no one to blame but yourself for high expectations--you created them by being brilliant.(Sorry, but feel pretty sure shameless flattery might work for you)

8. In Blog, one day of depression followed by a day of euphoria is interesting. In real life they call it Bipolar.

7. Blogging is one of the few hobbies that can be pursued while eating bacon.

6. Blogging increases your Facebook friend count.

5. Allows me to live vicariously through you while I am too lazy to create own blog.

4. Can discuss reckless alcohol usage while seeming edgy and fun!

3. Writing on the job loses its charm. So, with Blog you get "the beds of boat world."

2. Where else can you write "Fuck" and get away with it?????

1. There's a dude in Denmark with a cat who reads your Blog. Isn't that enough?????